The Trouble With Blueberries
Blueberries, aka Bluebs, have stolen the health kick spotlight as the ultimate miracle muscle in combating free radicals. BOOM POW, take that radical. How you feeling now? Free? Knock ‘em and lock ‘em out, these powerful antioxidants know how to Clark Kent cancer causing free rads. No phone booth required. Talk about a berry blast.
They taste delicious too. These yummy little warriors cannonball into my oatmeal, lobby for recoothie rights over the blackberry, sneak into my salads, and have become the star of my desert menu. Bucket-oh-berries-dollop-of-tart-yogurt. Mmmmmm. Did I mention whole wheat blueberry pancakes, bran packed blueberry muffins, or just straight up blueberries on toothpicks with cheese? And lab rats have shown a decreased aging process when consuming bluebs. Why they practically stop being lab rats and turn into whiskered runway models. At least so the scientist say. You did not read that?
There is just one little problem. While my blood has slowly turned blue, so has uh-hum. [Little soft whisper, shhhhh]. Berries may not be compatible with running.
“Do you need a moment?” Tim asks.
“Yes.”
Damn berries.
ha…poo berries….
Hey I had my dates mixed up….Tomorrow is National Speak Like a Pirate Day. It would be good if you could all wear patches at Westmont. It will give the movie some “color”
Here is the link to the Pirate Name Generator
http://www.stupidstuff.org/blarg/
Signed
Ned the Executioner
Brian said this on September 18, 2009 at 2:19 pm |